Noises Off Audition

Called “the funniest farce ever written,” Noises Off presents a manic menagerie of itinerant actors rehearsing a flop called Nothing’s On. Doors slamming, on and offstage intrigue, and an errant herring all figure in the plot of this hilarious and classically comic play. Winner of the 1982 Olivier Award for Best Play and 1984 Tony® Award, Best Play nomination.

Audition Dates & Time

December 9th & 10th

6:30 - 8:30 (In Person)

Virtual submissions open until:

December 11th midnight


In person at the Marietta Center for the Arts

133 W. Market St., Marietta, PA 17547

Or, submit your audition online

Performance Dates

March 12th - 21st, 2021


To ensure the safety of patrons, staff, and performers, Susquehanna Stage will adhere to socially distanced seating guidelines, require masks, follow santitation and safety protocols, and practice contact-tracing, led by our newly appointed Health & Safety Committee. Masks will be required while in the building.

This will be a fully masked (actors and audience) production run, scheduled to open March 21, 2021. If cast, temperature checks and health screening will be required at each rehearsal and social distancing in rehearsal and blocking will be a mandate.

Production Team

Director: Jim Johnson

What to Prepare

Performers must prepare a 30-60 second monologue for their audition (preferrably a comedic monologue), and be prepared to read from the script.

Online submissions are also being accepted through December 11th until midnight. Please send all online submissions to Jim Johnson at


Audition Notes

Seeking actors 18+ of all ethnicities, gender identities, ages, and disabilities will be fully and fairly considered for all roles and are encouraged to audition!

Rehearsal Schedule

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